Friday, March 19, 2010

Guest Tale Featuring Rob


Rob has a friend who goes to a gay bar, brings an empty beer bottle to the restroom, relieves himself into it, and sets the bottle of warm urine back on the bar. He then takes his seat in the dark booth in the far corner of the bar and waits.

Soon a man approaches him, hands him $25, and heads over to the bar for a sip from the bottle. The patrons of the bar begin sending text messages to their friends: the handsome guy who pees in the bottle is here, come and get a drink!

An hour later the bottle is empty and Rob's friend is almost $200 richer.

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