Taiwan Haircut

On one of Ted's frequent world travels, he found himself in Taipei Taiwan in need of a haircut. He approached one of the most exclusive Taiwanese hair salons and was told that nobody there had ever cut a white man's hair before and he'd have to schedule an appointment with the hairdressing master for a week later.

Ted showed up for his appointment the next week and found that the master had invited all of the barbers to witness and learn from the momentous occasion.

As the master snipped, the other barbers ooh'd and aah'd at his work. At the conclusion of the cut, the master received a standing ovation while he took a bow. 

In Ted's opinion, the haircut was terrible.