First, only go for the ones with rich parents. If her parents aren't rich, stop right there.
If her parents ARE rich, your first step is to take her to a Tiki Bar. Girls love Tiki Bars. Order the Scorpion Bowl and when she isn't looking, poke a hole in your own straw so that you're not drinking as much as she is with every sip.
Women love natural pheramones. When you get a chance, step into the restroom, cup your balls with your hands and gently dab that moisure around your neck and behind your ears.
If your girlfriend is ever breaking up with you, Ted has a surefire way to stop her in her tracks. Tell her this simple phrase: "Just remember, you'll never be as happy as you were with me." Psychologically, a woman is incapable of moving on after hearing these words. She'll be eating out of your hands.
Ted once had a girlfriend so in love with him that when he broke up with her she literally bit off the tip of his nose. It had to be surgically reattached.
If her parents ARE rich, your first step is to take her to a Tiki Bar. Girls love Tiki Bars. Order the Scorpion Bowl and when she isn't looking, poke a hole in your own straw so that you're not drinking as much as she is with every sip.
Women love natural pheramones. When you get a chance, step into the restroom, cup your balls with your hands and gently dab that moisure around your neck and behind your ears.
If your girlfriend is ever breaking up with you, Ted has a surefire way to stop her in her tracks. Tell her this simple phrase: "Just remember, you'll never be as happy as you were with me." Psychologically, a woman is incapable of moving on after hearing these words. She'll be eating out of your hands.
Ted once had a girlfriend so in love with him that when he broke up with her she literally bit off the tip of his nose. It had to be surgically reattached.
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