Ted's Tips on Women: Part 2

The age at which a young man has the broadest range of bag-able women is 30. Professional women in their mid to late 30s, who wouldn't give a kid in his 20s the time of day, begin paying attention. The hottest babes in their early 20s who have no interest in boys their own age can be lured by the wisdom and sophistication of the 30 year old.

On a first date (as mentioned in Ted's Tips on Women: Part One, Tiki Bars are a great place to start), allow the young lady to talk for the first twenty minutes. Every woman wants to show you her scars, physical and emotional--this information is invaluable and should be encouraged. After she has laid out her history of scars, she will go into her past relationships, and from there will describe what she wants for the future.

 Don't let her talk for more than twenty minutes or she will think you're not a man. For the rest of the date you must use everything you were just told against her. Empathize with her emotional scars, laugh about how immature and effeminate her previous boyfriends were, and demonstrate the qualities she yearns for in her future. You don't need to worry at this point whether she is insane or not--just run with it.

By stirring up the emotional traumas of her vulnerable youth, it is entirely possible to become a father figure that she will hold onto forever during this very first date.